No Nipples in Nashville

Well, there're no nipples in Nashville I looked around, and it's a fact They're all covered up and hidden- Your chest might as well be your BACK!  I moved here from LA Land of loonies, pervs and "stars" With buttocks' hanging out, and  nipples galore, in all the bars  I get down to the South To Nashville, to be exact Walk into my first "Walmart" and check out the Lingerie rack  To my amazement, bewilderment and awe I see huge pads in in all the bras hanging on the rods A nipple couldn't be seen through that thick, foam padding If it was a SUPER nipple, or something...  The swimsuits too! I wonder in amazement! Great pads built in, no nipples to be seen! The women are to look like mini guys with bumps, not breasts Like Barbie and Ken-  just molded, smooth chests!  The South is one weird place Where fear of women's nipples takes place! I know we all have em' But here, they're in disguise! Breast "Burkas" I assume- Covered over, padded, hidden, so no one will know... the awesome, TERRIBLE POWER of the boobie....?  I guess down here, a nipple is to be feared It must cause arousal Seem Un-Christian or just seem WEIRD!? I don't get it- old New Yorker- me... I guess I just never had a nipple ATTACK me!? and be forced to FLEA!